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Extravaganzo

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 17:11:00 GMT

Man o man! Ill be glad if I see November! Tonights Verns big, annual, only once a year, Halloween Extravaganzo! Mabel said shes pickin me up at eight, and Lord have mercy, I dont wanna go! I told her I couldnt find no costume at Lems this year, but she said thats alright, I could wear the Santy Claus outfit I had last year, and she was gonna sew up a Mrs. Santy Claus outfit! She said that way I can get some good practice bein her husband! That there is scarier than ...
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I is back!

Mon, 8 Oct 2012 10:30:00 GMT

Hoowee! I is back on the innernet! A nice guvmint lady give me a free computer and free innernet because I is a disadvantaged worker, and I need all the help I kin get so I can make big money! I don't care if Vern says Obamer is a three quartered comunist, if hes givin out a free computer and free innernet, hes alright by me, know what I mean? If yalls wonderin where I was at, I just got out of the hospital! Been in there for five months, I was! Its kinda a long sto...
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An Earnestp Christmas

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 09:20:00 GMT

************************************************* ************************************************** *******************************YEEEEHAAAAAW!!! If you think ol Earnest is excited about Christmas, you're right as rain, I guarantee it! I cut me a nice tree over in Verns back yard(Don't tell him, its a surprise!), and I got it decorated with lights and gold foil and popcorn strings and icicles and all kinds of glass balls! It's got a custom one of a kind homema...
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Know what I mean?

Tue, 4 Oct 2011 23:28:00 GMT

Boy Howdy! I finally made it on the innernet! My buddy Vern's been a tellin me all about it! Why, he figgered out how to assemble a cold fusion generator just by readin what somebody wrote on there! All he needs now are the parts! Any of yall know how I can get ahold of somebody at Los Alamos? My 4th cousin twice removed Bobby works at Oak Ridge, but I think he's just a janitor!Anyway, I saw this Weather Underground place, and I thought to myself. And then I thought...
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